With Michael Vick being indicted, Tim Donaghy be investigated for betting on games he was officiating, steroids, two dead coaches, and arrests, could this have been the worst sports week ever? It seems like soccer had the only bright spot, with the introduction of David Beckham to American soccer. Great, soccer is having the best sports week in America. Like I said before, the sports world turneth upside down.

Congressman wants to meet with David Stern. The guys at Slam Dunk Central think there are more important things for congress to do, and you know what? They're right. Even though sports is extremely important to you and me, there are other more pressing concerns in the world.

Dodgers GM Ned Colletti is interested in signing Harry Potter. I hear he has special powers, but I'm interested in Hermoine, for other reasons...

Thanks to Yanks and Sox Fan as well as Deadspin for posting our article on Major League fence dimensions.