-I wonder if coaches weren't allowed to call the umpires "blue", because the other colors get offended. Minor league team plays politically correct game.

-Third China news snippet today, I don't believe it, no more China news for the rest of the week. Hairy man wants to carry Olympic torch.

-Baseball is alive and well. Baseball sets one day attendance record.

-Fire Joe Morgan gives its take on Joe's must recent chat. Joe Morgan ESPN Chat.

-This guy contradicts himself, giving advice on what skates to wear, then saying "don't let other people tell you what to do." Heel spurs in hockey skates.

-Troy Hudson is a lousy rapper, not to mention basketball player. Get out of the way so my boy Randy Foye can play! Troy Hudson's rap album sells 78 copies.

-A new game. There are some people at work I would like to play this with. Faceball, your face our balls.

-Not totally sports related, but good advice for happy hour. Ten happy hour tips.

-A great broadcaster and a great man will let crowd do the talking. Vin Scully will be silent if he calls Bonds' record home run.